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Novelty Dick Shaped Soap (Suction Cupped)
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO

Novelty Dick Shaped Soap (Suction Cupped)

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Dick Soaps! V2. (Suction Cupped)
Because what's a better way to wash ya hands than to slap ol' mate onto the sink or mirror and fap away at a big soapy... I think ya get the point LOL.


Ya know, to get that hand washing practice in!
THIS PRODUCT IS HIGH IN DEMAND AND IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 1-5 DAYS TO BE MADE BEFORE SHIPMENT.

Find the originals without the suction cup attached: HERE

These soaps may look like dick & smell better than any dick you've ever seen.. But remember they are indeed still SOAP and 

for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;)
We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong.
Red - Cola
The aroma of carbonated coca cola! You can actually smell the carbonation!
Orange - Orange Blossom
A uniquely balanced floral, Orange Blossom is fresh and sweet yet delicate.  With top notes of bergamot and petitgrain , middle notes of jasmine and neroli, and a base of sandalwood and musk.
Yellow - PIneapple Mango
A succulent yet sophisticated aroma of sweet pineapple, soothing mango, floral with bottom notes of a warm vanilla amber.
Green - Watermelon
A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies.
Blue - Lemonade
Very true to the sparkly lemony, effervescent tones of "SPRITE" lemonade. Bubbly top notes drop into a sweet soft lemonade finish.
Pink - Bubblegum
The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum.
Purple - Black Raspberry Vanilla
An enticing blend of blackberries and raspberries, with middle notes of white floral greenery, and bottom notes of musk and vanilla.
Black - Caribbean Teakwood
Notes of leather, tobacco, amber and musk. A spicy mix of black tea and pepper follows, finishing with a base note of aged teakwood, patchouli and sandalwood.
Golden - French Pear
The delicious aroma of sweet French brandied pears. 
Bronze/Copper - Chocolate
Dazzle your senses with this creamy chocolate aroma. An unmistakably timeless scent!
Clear -UNSCENTED
Cream/Ivory - Butt Naked
The tantalizing base note medley of granny smith apples and honeydew melon, middle notes of strawberries and pears, with hints of spice.


These dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall


Weighs an estimate of 115g + Suction Cup


Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.