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Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)-Celine XO

Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V2.0 (Suction Cupped)

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Dick Soaps! V2. (Suction Cupped)
Because what's a better way to wash ya hands than to slap ol' mate onto the sink or mirror and fap away at a big soapy... I think ya get the point LOL.
THIS PRODUCT IS HIGH IN DEMAND AND IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 1-3 DAYS TO BE MADE BEFORE SHIPMENT.

Find the originals without the suction cup attached: HERE

These soaps may look like dick & smell better than any dick you've ever seen.. But remember they are indeed still SOAP and 

for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;)
We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong, lmao.
Red - Cola
The aroma of carbonated coca cola! You can actually smell the carbonation!
Orange - Orange Blossom
A uniquely balanced floral, Orange Blossom is fresh and sweet yet delicate.  With top notes of bergamot and petitgrain , middle notes of jasmine and neroli, and a base of sandalwood and musk.
Yellow - PIneapple Mango
A succulent yet sophisticated aroma of sweet pineapple, soothing mango, floral with bottom notes of a warm vanilla amber.
Green - Watermelon
A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies.
Blue - Lemonade
Very true to the sparkly lemony, effervescent tones of "SPRITE" lemonade. Bubbly top notes drop into a sweet soft lemonade finish.
Pink - Bubblegum
The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum.
Purple - Black Raspberry Vanilla
An enticing blend of blackberries and raspberries, with middle notes of white floral greenery, and bottom notes of musk and vanilla.
Black - Caribbean Teakwood
Notes of leather, tobacco, amber and musk. A spicy mix of black tea and pepper follows, finishing with a base note of aged teakwood, patchouli and sandalwood.

These dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall


Weighs an estimate of 115g + Suction Cup


Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.