Dick Soaps! Because what's a better way to get clean than to lather yourself up with a big soapy... I think ya get the point LOL.
These soaps may look like dick smell better than any dick you've ever seen.. But remember they are indeed still SOAP and for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;) We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong, lmao.
Red - Cola The aroma of carbonated coca cola! You can actually smell the carbonation! Orange - Orange Blossom A uniquely balanced floral, Orange Blossom is fresh and sweet yet delicate. With top notes of bergamot and petitgrain , middle notes of jasmine and neroli, and a base of sandalwood and musk. Yellow - PIneapple Mango A succulent yet sophisticated aroma of sweet pineapple, soothing mango, floral with bottom notes of a warm vanilla amber. Green - Watermelon A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies. Blue - Lemonade Very true to the sparkly lemony, effervescent tones of "SPRITE" lemonade. Bubbly top notes drop into a sweet soft lemonade finish. Pink - Bubblegum The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum. Purple - Black Raspberry Vanilla An enticing blend of blackberries and raspberries, with middle notes of white floral greenery, and bottom notes of musk and vanilla. Black - Caribbean Teakwood Notes of leather, tobacco, amber and musk. A spicy mix of black tea and pepper follows, finishing with a base note of aged teakwood, patchouli and sandalwood. Golden - French Pear The delicious aroma of sweet French brandied pears.
Our SMALL dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall
Our MEDIUM dick soaps stand approximately 6” tall
Available in Small & Medium Small - Weighs an estimate of 115g Medium - Weighs an estimate of 185g Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.