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Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0
Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0

Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0

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Dick Soaps! V3.0
(GLOW IN THE DARK / Suction Cupped)
Because what's a better way to wash ya hands than to slap ol' mate onto the sink or mirror and fap away at a big soapy... I think ya get the point ;)


Ya know, for when you want to give anyone a that walks into your bathroom during the night a dickin’ good fright..
 
THIS PRODUCT IS MADE TO ORDER.
PLEASE ALLOW 1-5 DAYS TO BE MADE BEFORE SHIPMENT.

Find V2.0: HERE 
Find the originals without the suction cup attached: HERE

These soaps may look like dick & smell better than any dick you've ever seen.. But remember they are indeed still SOAP and 

for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;)
We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong, lmao.
Green - Watermelon
A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies.
Blue - Bubblegum
The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum
The GLOW pigment in this soap is activated by light. For the best results, charge it in the light or under a lamp! Then then the lights off and watch them glow ;) 
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These dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall


Weighs an estimate of 115g + Suction Cup


Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.